Who’s the more convincing nuclear physicist?

AKA: Which of these makes you want to cut yourself less?

Elisabeth Shue’s “Emma Russell” from The Saint
The Danglebeef: “Oh, you’re freezing to death after falling into a frozen river. Let’s strip nekked and get some blood flowing to your extremities. And by ‘extremities’ I mean your penis. And by ‘your penis’ I mean your penis.”

Denise Richards’ “Christmas Jones” from The World is Not Enough
*I completely stole this picture.
The Danglebeef: “I thought Christmas only came once a year.”

Honorable Mention: Elisabeth Shue’s “Dr. Who gives a fuck” in The Hollow Man. And, no, it’s not worth a picture.

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